Advent by British Gas

I don’t suggest you phone them just to check this, I wish I had recorded it. I was sorting out sunday’s sermon at the same time as trying to convince British Gas that we exist (so I can quickly change to a green supplier!!)

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Thanks for waiting, one of our operators will be with you shortly’

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None of ‘our’ power stations are on the ‘dirty 30’ list

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Did you know that British Gas has an offshore wind-farm program to supply green electricity to the UK?

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Thanks for waiting, Jesus will be with you shortly…

(well there is probably more chance of this than an operator)