To serve, or not to serve

Naah, none of that religious pish today….
Been down Cardiff Bay for lunch darlings.

It is a bit like that, but the worst bit was the pub.

You know bar – order drinks – sit drink / eat, leave.

Well no… ‘We’re not doing bar service today, would you like to take a seat?’

Normally I would not be bothered about table service, but something about standing at a bar and ordering drinks, then precariously carrying them across the pub has its attractions!!

Perhaps they didn’t want their nice clean floor dirtied by the likes of me spilling beer – sorry beer and spillage, especially at lunch time – please!!!!